I’m putting together this little shindig that might seem like it’s for fitness, but it’s actually for me and my good friends at Flyers Charities. It’s called the Gritty 5K. The first one of its kind. The anti-runners 5K, but all are welcome. How long is it, you ask? Extensive scientific analysis indicates the course is the length of approximately 33,792 hot dogs. But like, if you want to take a short cut and run the first 50 hot dogs then take a breather, I’m cool with that. If you wanna do it for the gram and not really run, also acceptable. Don your finest gritty regalia, and prepare to take the ath out of athleisure.
There may not be foil blankets at the finish line (we save them for the hot dogs), but we can guarantee a course filled with all of my favorite things and prizes not for the fastest runners (try-hards), but for the best-dressed participants. I even went the extra mile (figuratively, of course) and set up a post-run festival to keep the party going all day long until they have to shut us down. If I haven’t convinced you yet this probably isn’t the event for you. Check out the nitty gritty details and be one of the first to sign up for the Gritty 5K on Oct. 13th. See you and your paws at the starting line and remember, if the fur ain’t flyin’ you ain’t tryin.'
